GREAT SARDARS JOKES !!

Interviewer: what is your birth date?  Sardar: 13th October  Which year?  Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Manager asked sardar at an interview.  Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?  Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.   

      

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,  Do I look like a foreigner?  Wife: No! Why?  Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?   

      

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:  Any great man born in this village???  Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!     

      

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi  So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi. 

    

Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire  and how will you escape?  Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! 

    

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?  Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status  Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.   

    

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..  Friend: How do u know?  Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new 

    

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!  Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!! 

    

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?  Sardar: ZEBRA Teacher: How?  Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White 

    

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.  Manager: Do U know MS Office?  Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir. 

    

Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay ..  While its landing he shouted: " Bombay .. Bombay "  Air hostess said: "B silent." Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"

    

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"  Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!! 

    

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?  Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE